Today I received my first batch of the patented Grow-your-own Minion capsules from Villains 'R Us. Although the waiting time was several hours, the full-sized minions did manage to follow orders very well, although their responses were garbled and slightly damp sounding. In addition, they tend to drip, on things, and I have to keep them moist or else they will shrink to unusable size.
The Krindles have not yet begun to be suspicious of my machinations, the fools! Although Mrs. Krindle occasionally glances at me sternly over the tops of her glasses while knitting, I do not believe she knows the extent of my plot.
Soon I shall finish the last packet of Minions, and practice for our theft of the local bank for our future funding. Victory is assured!
In the Name of Evil Everywhere,
-Dr. von Vandersnitch
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